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Griswold
07-15-2011, 02:52 PM
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US RECESSION


The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Metal Mulisha
07-18-2011, 01:07 PM
haha that gave me a good chuckle

bcmaxx
07-18-2011, 01:14 PM
that was pretty good !

crazybushcreature
07-18-2011, 02:17 PM
haha theres some good ones there lol thanx for the laugh

T 'n' A Barbie
07-18-2011, 02:34 PM
hahaha, nice work on my laugh for the day Gris. Appreciated. :)

Casselman
07-18-2011, 06:19 PM
lol thats pretty funny