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Griswold
05-16-2011, 01:35 PM
Ok My turn to tell a joke..........

Wong and LI both worked at a restaurant in China Town.
They decided to get married.Li is a virgin.
Truth be told, Wong is a virgin too, but Li doesn't know that.

On thier wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis is you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you i give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want, You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly wispers back. "I want to try someting I hear about from odda girls.......Numba 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone her asks her....... "Why you want Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?"

Chody
05-16-2011, 01:45 PM
hahaha never heard that one

crazybushcreature
05-16-2011, 02:10 PM
hahaha nice lol

T 'n' A Barbie
05-16-2011, 02:53 PM
Thank awesome !

stockwheels
05-16-2011, 03:13 PM
Nice...

RuskinRider81
05-16-2011, 03:16 PM
Never heard that one before... AWESOME!!! lol

Griswold
05-16-2011, 03:27 PM
Thank awesome !

You can just Call me Clark......lol....that's fine..lol

dirka dave
05-16-2011, 06:01 PM
Paging Chopstick.

Griswold
05-16-2011, 06:53 PM
Paging Chopstick.
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