View Full Version : REDNECK N BEER

05-13-2011, 09:23 AM
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead Earl. It's a po-leece roadblock. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talking, okay?" said Earl.

They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"

"No sir." said Earl. "We're on the patch."

If it was only that easy - lol

05-13-2011, 10:06 AM
old newfie joke but funny still. thanks

05-13-2011, 03:59 PM
Ya I thought it was pretty good when I heard it!!

05-14-2011, 11:37 AM
personally i think its a stupi joke. and anyone who laughs is just as stupid. oh shit i think i laughed. ok fine its a ok joke but that all,just ok.hehe

05-14-2011, 12:06 PM
Oh and like you haven't done something like that before... lol