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RuskinRider81
05-12-2011, 03:28 PM
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!!

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you

Hmmmmm..... What will they come up with next..... LMAO!! #yeah

96_z71
05-12-2011, 03:37 PM
awesome.

hillclimber
05-12-2011, 03:45 PM
Hmmmmm..... What will they come up with next.....

bigger beer cans if you wanna get all that shit on there lol

Griswold
05-12-2011, 03:46 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha nice......

RuskinRider81
05-12-2011, 03:49 PM
It would have to be very small print or big ass beer cans if that's the case...lol

MOOSEHUNTER
05-12-2011, 05:28 PM
thats awsome

Cookie
05-12-2011, 10:17 PM
consumption of alcohal ......may make you think ur one hot motherf*#ker

Cookie
05-12-2011, 10:19 PM
may lead to awsome ideas ,that will probly turn out to be really really bad ideas

RuskinRider81
05-13-2011, 08:13 AM
AHHHHH...... But I believe every good idea starts with "Here Hold My Beer & Watch This"..... lol