View Full Version : My turn to offend everyone!

05-08-2011, 07:31 PM
Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm floating on top of the water. One fag says “Who farted?”

How do you know if you’re at a gay picnic?
The hot dogs taste like shit!

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
A Klondike

How do you circumsize a Redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin

Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
They can't get the laboratory mice to ass fuck.

Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do you fit 20 jews in a car?
Throw a nickel in it

How do you get them all out?
Tell them Hitler’s driving!

How was the Grand Canyon created?
A jew dropped a penny down a hole.

How do you blind a Chinaman?
Put a windshield infront of him.

Why do blacks wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds don’t shit on their lips.

Did you hear about the Mexican who graduated high school?
Me neither.

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?
What do you call 2 mexicans on a bike?
Organized crime.

The other day I saw a hindu lying in the middle of road, i thought he had an accident, so i went up to him and asked if he is ok, he didn't say anything, so i asked him again and he said yes im fine and tried to get up. I told him you got blood on your forehead, so i cleaned it with my thumb but the guy collasped and died.

How do you kill a Hindu? Touch the red button on his forehead.

How was copper wire invented?
2 jews fighting over a penny

What do you get when you breed a black and a Mexican?
A thief who is too lazy to steal.

What is a sasquatch?
Proof that natives had sex with bears.

What is an empty can of budweiser on the side of the road?
An Indian artifact

What is an half empty can of budweiser on the side of the road?
A rare Indian artifact

What is the fastest thing in an indian reserve?
The Beer truck...
The Second fastest thing?
The only sober chug in the reserve running behind it.

How do you piss off an Indian?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

and last but not least....

Barack Obama - only black man in history who had to prove he killed someone.


05-09-2011, 08:02 AM
thats fucking funny

05-09-2011, 08:37 AM
I'm offended

that you think I'd be offended

05-09-2011, 09:12 AM
Lol some of those are pretty funny. :D

05-09-2011, 01:16 PM
Lol some gooders their

05-09-2011, 07:02 PM
good ones there

05-09-2011, 08:31 PM
some gooders there. thanx for sharing

05-09-2011, 09:17 PM

05-09-2011, 09:33 PM

05-09-2011, 10:19 PM
sweet i like the last one

T 'n' A Barbie
05-10-2011, 11:37 AM
LMFAO !!!! Love them.

Lieutenant Johnson
05-10-2011, 11:51 AM
good shit !

love all of them !

05-10-2011, 02:29 PM
you guys are all racism!!!

05-10-2011, 04:25 PM

05-10-2011, 06:03 PM
glad y'all like them. working on round 2.

05-11-2011, 04:57 PM
I'm trying to be offended, but I can't stop chuckling

05-12-2011, 04:16 PM