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cronic 4x4
03-11-2011, 12:20 PM
I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips,
> mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said
> 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king will
> power'
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> Top tip; if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the
> next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her
> flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual $ex. Wish me
> luck; I appear in court next Monday.
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> I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the
> instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.
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> I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things
> commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Paki's" were not the
> correct answers.
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> A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry
> about the wait.' I said 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it
> eventually'
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> I walked past an abo kid sitting at a Bus Stop as I came out of the
> Bank. He looked at me and said 'Any Change' I said 'Nope! You’re
> still Black'
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> Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches
> tonight. I thought to myself “fat chance with a face like that!”
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> An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks ‘What is
> wrong’?? The boy says ‘Me ma is dead’ ‘Oh bejaysus’ the man says ‘Do you
> want me to call Father O’Riley for you’?? The boy replies ‘No tanks
> mister, Sex is the last ting on my moind at the moment’.
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> I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how
> gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I
> always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could
> I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'
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> Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
> But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich
> works best!
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> Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter
> speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her
> mouth closed.
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> I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you
> could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself
> ‘I’m having that’
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> Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland . He looks down and sees
> a farmer in the fields and shouts to him ‘Where am I’??
> The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back ‘Ya canna kid me ya flash
> bastard. You’re in that feckin basket.
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> I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I
> got wrong. The question was “Where do women have the curliest hair”??
> The answer I should have given was “ Fiji ”
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bcmaxx
03-11-2011, 12:49 PM
That Mcdonalds fatty one had me dyin!!

crazylike
03-11-2011, 01:06 PM
thema good ones keep em comin lol

Metal Mulisha
03-11-2011, 01:32 PM
I'm Offended

bryceyoda
03-11-2011, 01:34 PM
nice!!

spanky
03-11-2011, 01:51 PM
I enjoyed most of them

dirka dave
03-11-2011, 02:03 PM
Hahahahhahahahahhaauhhahahahahahahahaha


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Griswold
03-11-2011, 02:08 PM
lol lol lol lol lol

SHITTY
03-11-2011, 03:28 PM
[cheers] to funny

UU
03-11-2011, 03:55 PM
:dontknow: I'm not offended yet



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openskys
03-11-2011, 07:37 PM
and think to yourself ‘I’m having that’...LOL that killed me....
Thanks

Casselman
03-11-2011, 08:54 PM
Hahahaha, guys at work got a good laugh at those

Trailjunkie
03-11-2011, 09:39 PM
i thought you were going to offend me?????

LuckyBains
03-11-2011, 10:10 PM
Here's one:
Hamilton should not get a hockey team because if they do then Toronto will want one too.

Moondog
03-11-2011, 11:52 PM
:dontknow: I'm not offended yet




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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vachoxz_1Zw

How about now :D

Moondog
03-12-2011, 12:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScZ8_rPLIeE

skyjacker
03-12-2011, 12:17 AM
hahahahaha awsome[36]

old codger
03-25-2011, 01:22 PM
SO you Stole MY PAGE of JOKES that I sent in this morning!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

UU
03-25-2011, 08:03 PM
How about now :D


I was born in Canada and I am Canadian

Go back to your cuntry Mrs Funnytalker

Moondog
03-25-2011, 08:12 PM
I was born in Canada and I am Canadian

Go back to your cuntry Mrs Funnytalker

So was I dumbass [f]

UU
03-25-2011, 08:16 PM
:dontknow: I'm still not offended

Moondog
03-25-2011, 08:32 PM
Ga klap een geit Walter :D

Ironman
03-25-2011, 08:34 PM
a funny talker and a dutchman talking on the internet. Its amazing they can even type with their combined I.Q.

Moondog
03-25-2011, 08:36 PM
Jay houdt vast te leggen met mannen en hamsters

Ironman
03-25-2011, 08:39 PM
all i heard from your sloppy mouth was blah blah blah i love warfag blah blah blah

Moondog
03-25-2011, 08:41 PM
Jay houdt van de mens worst zijn rug passage

UU
03-25-2011, 08:45 PM
TheGay's feelingS are all hurt and shit cuz Moonhag is felching some homeless dumpsterdiver and wont return his calls

Ironman
03-25-2011, 08:46 PM
no i miss raping him and watching you suck the cum out out of his ass. he like s donkey punches btw

Moondog
03-25-2011, 08:48 PM
http://www.spike.com/video-clips/i55auz/rudolph-the-five-legged-reindeer

MOOSEHUNTER
03-31-2011, 09:39 AM
Those are good clean jokes!! ha ha

T 'n' A Barbie
03-31-2011, 11:37 AM
I loved the Snow in the forcast one, had me cracking up