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Tunabomber
02-05-2011, 10:51 AM
THE REDHEAD
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
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After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? '

'No,' she replies. . . . .
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'You just happened to catch my eye.'

Meeshies
02-05-2011, 10:55 AM
not funny..... :p

vajayjay
02-05-2011, 10:57 AM
not funny..... :p

Why are you still here? Don't you have a vacation to go on

Not a bad joke

Meeshies
02-05-2011, 10:58 AM
I'm leaving tonight.... yes... :D

Trailjunkie
02-05-2011, 10:59 AM
aaaawww cmon man

DeeDee
02-05-2011, 12:10 PM
Ha-ha:)

trencher
02-05-2011, 03:10 PM
Jebus christ...............fail

hahahaha

UU
02-05-2011, 05:51 PM
Boooooo [16]


I have a 'knock knock' joke for ya but you have to start ...

sparkes3
02-05-2011, 09:09 PM
knock knock

crazybushcreature
02-05-2011, 09:53 PM
lol nice

UU
02-05-2011, 11:35 PM
knock knock

who's there ?

North49
02-06-2011, 12:49 AM
hahaha boo

fullsizebronco
02-07-2011, 07:05 PM
lol kinda funny

Hotlips
02-09-2011, 08:49 AM
HAHA nice Cheezy but nice!

Happypants
02-09-2011, 06:29 PM
Lol cheesy indeed but not bad,

Mudgirl
02-11-2011, 08:30 AM
Har har - made me giggle

good one tunaman!

glopedawg
02-26-2011, 04:44 PM
I think my insides are all blocked up now from all the CHEESE! haha but good joke!