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Hotlips
02-04-2011, 02:52 PM
I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss :-p

The Response :
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start work in.
U leave the work place rather messy at the end of ur shift!
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing the protective clothing!
U will retire before u are 65.
U are unable 2 work double shifts.
U sometimes leave ur designated work place before u have completed a task...
And if that were not all, u have been seen constantly exiting and entering a work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.


Sincerely...

Vagina

Yager
02-04-2011, 02:58 PM
hahahahaha, thanks hotlips. always love a laugh :)

4skin
02-04-2011, 04:52 PM
bwaaaaaahaha

Tunabomber
02-04-2011, 05:08 PM
too funny....thanks tash [cheers]

Griswold
02-04-2011, 05:46 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha that's a godder.

gavman
02-04-2011, 06:20 PM
thats great :)

Casselman
02-05-2011, 11:56 AM
lol lol thats a good one [cheers]

85chevy
02-05-2011, 06:30 PM
Hahaha nice[cheers]

stockwheels
02-06-2011, 05:33 PM
ahahahahah !

fullsizebronco
02-07-2011, 07:03 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha that's a godder.


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