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C-Dog
01-19-2011, 09:21 AM
'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor, Jack Murphy ... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside dem logs, but he's hidin' it dere..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.

'Hey, Jack! dis here's Floyd .... Did the Police come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did dey chop yer firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Newfoundlanders know how to get'er done)

:D

Guinness
01-19-2011, 10:00 AM
thats a gooder

Griswold
01-19-2011, 12:11 PM
LMFAO that's a real gooder

youngun
01-19-2011, 12:34 PM
hahaha, awesome. Might as well get something for your tax dollar

Chopstick
01-20-2011, 06:18 AM
:D awesome!!

mudball
01-26-2011, 10:44 PM
hilarious

fullsizebronco
02-07-2011, 07:13 PM
hahaha, awesome. Might as well get something for your tax dollar

iagree!