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Evan the Blue
01-13-2011, 06:15 PM
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you'
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then the local M P came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The M P was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen M P'S
lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!

Evan the Blue
01-13-2011, 06:20 PM
Sony's newest gizmo ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

dirka dave
01-14-2011, 05:16 AM
Good ones Ev.