View Full Version : 4skin (Bruce)was out fishing

01-07-2011, 10:10 AM
4skin of course is old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
‘Pick me up.'

He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
again,'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

4skin said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' Pick me up then, kiss me and
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I
will be your bride!'

Bruce looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it
up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I
said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

With age comes wisdom.

01-07-2011, 10:15 AM
hahahaha, I could actually here bruce saying that, such a funny guy

01-07-2011, 12:11 PM


01-07-2011, 12:17 PM
Ha ha ha that's a gooder.

01-07-2011, 07:32 PM
hahaha fucking 4skin

01-07-2011, 08:23 PM

But that last line is totally wrong if we're talking about 4skin:D

01-07-2011, 10:09 PM
good one

01-07-2011, 10:17 PM
so now we know how kevin met ann lol

Metal Mulisha
01-08-2011, 02:36 PM

But that last line is totally wrong if we're talking about 4skin:D

Ya i have to agree......Wisdom, for he has nonetumbleweed

01-08-2011, 03:41 PM
haha nice one lol