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cronic 4x4
12-29-2010, 10:23 AM
The police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife.
"Is this your wife sir?" said the officer.
"Yes it is" I replied.
"I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident" said the Officer...
"I know" I said, "but she has a lovely personality!"
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A girl asks her doctor how many calories are there in sperm. Doctor replies
"Believe me dear, if you swallow, no one will care how fat you are!"
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My wife told me last night that she is fed up with me pushing her around and
talking behind her back ... She's in a f**king wheel chair for goodness sake !!

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Woke up this morning a bit late, about 8:15 ish. Called down to the wife and
got no answer. Got up and went downstairs to the kitchen and there she was,
face down on the floor. Dead!
At that moment I completely lost it, my whole world fell apart, tears were
welling in my eyes.............Then a moment of pure inspiration........
....McDonalds do Breakfast until 10:30 !
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Two women were talking. "Do you look at your husband's face when you have
sex?"
"I did once & he looked really angry."
"Why angry?"
≥Because he was watching through the window.!
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Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us.
She fell at my feet and as I gave her a good seeing to I thought to myself,
'f**k me, these taser guns are well worth the money!'
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a male superhero, the other is an instruction!
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Took a girl home from the pub last night but I ended up falling asleep on
the sofa...
Must have drunk her bloody drink by mistake!
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Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I
took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear.
Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other
half. It was only when I got to the very top I realised I was still on the
bus home.
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The government has announced that for the new school curriculum, boys are
going to study the workings of the female mind.
The lessons, however, will be changed on an hourly basis!

Casselman
12-30-2010, 12:33 AM
[15] [15] [15] those are pretty funny[cheers]

crazybushcreature
12-30-2010, 12:55 AM
haha lol nice

Jezzika69
01-03-2011, 05:24 PM
lol nice

Mud Slinging Dumb Fawker
01-03-2011, 05:53 PM
thanks for the pics