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Honky
12-21-2010, 02:58 PM
A couple was going out for the evening.

They'd got ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives.

However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house.

They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver: 'He's just going upstairs to say good-night to my mother.'

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

'Sorry I took so long' he says. 'Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!

She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!'

The silence in the cab was deafening.


lol lol lol lol

youngun
12-21-2010, 03:04 PM
hhahahah, on man. The taxi driver probably didn't even want that couple in his car after hearing that...

Casselman
12-21-2010, 03:45 PM
Lmao!!

Happypants
12-21-2010, 06:47 PM
HAhaha

crazybushcreature
12-21-2010, 11:01 PM
hahah lol good one

4skin
12-22-2010, 12:17 AM
and what did ann say to you?

epic3
12-23-2010, 02:29 PM
and what did ann say to you?

[stupid] and did the veggies get shat on?

Griswold
12-23-2010, 03:15 PM
Ha Ha Ha that's a gooder.

Chicknina
12-23-2010, 11:47 PM
LMAO
good one!

mus-Tard
12-24-2010, 01:36 PM
HAY NINA! GET BACK IN YOUR CORNER!

Chicknina
12-24-2010, 02:12 PM
:vroam: