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rmiller026
12-14-2010, 08:23 AM
Sorry if this offends any body but it is just a joke


A catholic preist and a rabi are in a bar there's a lil boy cleaning up tables and he see's a coin on the ground bends over to pick it up and the catholic preist says to the rabi " I would screw that!" the rabi looks over and says " screw him?:dontknow: " " screw him outa what"

mus-Tard
12-14-2010, 12:47 PM
l think that is the first preist and a rabi joke l have ever heard

rmiller026
12-14-2010, 04:23 PM
Was that sarcasm?

crazybushcreature
12-14-2010, 04:26 PM
nice lol

Moondog
12-14-2010, 04:33 PM
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in yourreligion, you're not supposed to eat pork...
Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too...
I know you're suposed to be celibate. But...
." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbedonce or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper hewas reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"

rmiller026
12-14-2010, 04:46 PM
Hahaha

Moondog
12-14-2010, 04:48 PM
There are 3 fundamental truths about religion: Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Vicar of Christ, and Baptists don't recognize each other at the bar on Saturday nights.

Maelthra
12-15-2010, 12:14 AM
Well moondog really came out and saved the funny in this thread