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dirka dave
12-06-2010, 07:47 PM
Finally, a great alternative to body scanners at airports.....The Israelis are said to be developing an airport security device thateliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the
airports.It's a booth that has walls 6 and 1/2 centimeters thick made from titaniumsteel. You step into it and the electronic apparatus will not X-ray you, butwill detonate any explosive device you may be carrying.The developers see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crapabout racial-profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long andexpensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed.

Just imagine- You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortlythereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system . . .
"Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on Delta flightnumber 755 to Chicago. Shalom!"

BuckNaked
12-06-2010, 07:56 PM
[cheers] sweet
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crazylike
12-06-2010, 08:06 PM
thats funny shit right there

arjan
12-06-2010, 08:30 PM
I could live with that option......

Lazybaka
12-06-2010, 09:13 PM
go darwin its your birthday!

openskys
12-06-2010, 09:57 PM
That made me laugh.
That's how it should be.

Griswold
12-06-2010, 10:17 PM
There's a clean up in scanner 3
There's a clean up on scanner 3
Oh Janitorial.

mudball
12-06-2010, 10:36 PM
thats great

mus-Tard
12-07-2010, 12:14 AM
works for me

LooseNuts
12-07-2010, 01:33 AM
that sounds like a hell of a plan

Always broke
12-07-2010, 08:34 AM
Best idea I have heard in years!!!

youngun
12-07-2010, 10:26 AM
[stupid]

That would work great

Zukibuggy
12-07-2010, 03:44 PM
Fawesome

D-Ass
12-07-2010, 04:10 PM
Durka durka!

CUSTOM-RUNNER
12-12-2010, 07:24 PM
Hell ya.[fire]

crazybushcreature
12-12-2010, 07:34 PM
nice lol

FZJ80
12-12-2010, 09:38 PM
Just can't see it taking off in the Muslim countries, Oh wait .... who gives a shit!