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dirka dave
12-06-2010, 06:43 PM
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has

to say about Canadians:








Forget Rednecks...

http://www.funinbc.com/forum/cid:001401cb948c$956c5bf0$6401a8c0@bobronanhttp://www.funinbc.com/forum/cid:001501cb948c$956c5bf0$6401a8c0@bobronan



If your local Dairy Queen is closed from

September through May,

.......You may live in Canada .



If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,

.......You may live in Canada .



If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

........You may live in Canada .



If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation

With someone who dialled a wrong number,

.........You may live in Canada .



If 'Vacation' means going anywhere

South of Detroit for the weekend,

.........You may live in Canada .



If you measure distance in hours,

.........You may live in Canada .



If you know several people who have hit a


deer more than once,

.........You may live in Canada .



If you have switched from 'Heat' to 'A/C'

in the same day and back again,

..........You may live in Canada .



If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of


snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,

........You may live in Canada .



If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked,

........You may live in Canada .



If you carry jumper cables in your car

and your wife knows how to use them,

........You may live in Canada .



If you design your kid's Halloween costume

to fit over a snowsuit,

........You may live in Canada .



If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km and

you're going 95 and everybody is passing you,

.........You may live in Canada .



If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,

........You may live in Canada .



If you know all 4 seasons:

Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter,

and Road Construction,

.......You may live in Canada .









If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,

.........You may live in Canada .



If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',

........You may live in Canada .



If you actually understand these jokes,

and forward them to all your friends,

.....you DEFINITELY are Canadian and proud


to be !



http://www.funinbc.com/forum/cid:001601cb948c$956c5bf0$6401a8c0@bobronan

D-Ass
12-06-2010, 11:21 PM
Lol. Not bad dave

4skin
12-06-2010, 11:30 PM
so true lol

LooseNuts
12-07-2010, 12:31 AM
haha every time i go to home depot i end up helping someone else cause the people who work there dont know their head from their ass

to true about the 95 in an 80zone :party0010: