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Stavemudder
10-05-2010, 09:14 AM
> It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
> exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotize
> each and every member of the audience.'
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
> pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.
>
> C said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this
> watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
> generations.'
>
> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
> 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.'
>
> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
> swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
> fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
>
> 'SHIT!' said the hypnotist.
>
> It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center.

North49
10-05-2010, 10:05 PM
haha not bad...