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Evan the Blue
08-19-2010, 06:09 PM
I cross river, poor and broke,

Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,



Say I need go see Welfare.

Welfare say,'You come no more,

We send cash right to your door.'

Welfare checks, they make me wealthy,

Medicare it keep you healthy!

By and by, Got plenty money,

Thanks to taxpayer dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,

Tell them 'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses and in trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,

More welfare checks, it gets better n better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,

But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,

I buy his house, and then I say,

'Find more aliens for house to rent.'

In my yard I put a tent.

Send for family they just trash,

But they, too, draw welfare cash!

Everything is very good,



Soon we own whole neighborhood.



We have hobby it called breeding,

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?

We get free! We got no bills!

Taxpayer crazy! He pay all year,



To keep welfare running here.

We think Canada darn good place!



Too darn good for white man race.

If they no like us, they can go,



Lots of room in Mexico .



:D[16]:rolleyes:

North49
08-19-2010, 06:23 PM
Haha :rolleyes: not bad....not bad

LooseNuts
08-19-2010, 06:24 PM
hahaha thats awesome.

to true, but good poem none the less

Happypants
08-20-2010, 05:28 PM
I'm gonna go lose all my ID in a foreign country and come back as a immagrant so I can get free money to build my jeep :D

kamloopsyota
08-21-2010, 09:56 AM
its more like asians and hindus, it would be cool to get some hot latino chicks up here....i'll pay their welfare

Apathy
08-21-2010, 10:00 AM
you guys think you have problems....

Happypants
08-21-2010, 05:44 PM
its more like asians and hindus, it would be cool to get some hot latino chicks up here....i'll pay their welfare



Hahaha awesome!

Cookie
08-22-2010, 03:14 PM
funnny stuff.