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Hotlips
08-16-2010, 10:55 AM
Pharmacology:
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.








Amoxil
Is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called
Ibuprofen.



The FDA has been
Looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
Consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
Announced that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.


Pfizer
Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
Liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
Beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible
For a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we
Can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
To the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
Old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new
Concoction by the name of: MOUNT &
DO.


Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
Today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
There should be a large elderly population with perky boobs
And huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
Do with them.

Yager
08-22-2010, 10:48 PM
:) thanks Hotlips, always love a good laugh!

North49
08-23-2010, 03:42 PM
Hahaha good one! :D

stockwheels
08-23-2010, 07:16 PM
nice one...

4skin
08-23-2010, 08:39 PM
bwaaaaaaaaaaaa thats hilarious

nbrowser
08-24-2010, 09:32 PM
Fuckin GOODER ! Original to say the least !

dirka dave
11-26-2010, 01:43 PM
Hahahh....good read