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Honky
07-26-2010, 10:35 AM
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says:
"What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big guy says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown, Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turnaround." :eek:

dirka dave
07-26-2010, 10:36 AM
Hahahah

DIRTDIGGLER
07-26-2010, 01:13 PM
Good one Kev.:D

Trailjunkie
07-26-2010, 08:30 PM
darcy was hoping he said turn around.

Moondog
07-26-2010, 11:06 PM
I think that the 3 purple station wagon wheelers love turning around for each other [35]

4skin
07-27-2010, 01:38 AM
thought this was about honkey and moondog camping
me gawd me dick turner brown in der moondog:eek:

Moondog
07-27-2010, 07:36 AM
thought this was about honkey and moondog camping
me gawd me dick turner brown in der moondog:eek:


[wtf] are you hitting on Me [35]

Someone should change your name to "I Love 4Skins" [f]

UU
07-27-2010, 08:38 AM
or 4skinlicker