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cside17
06-17-2010, 09:00 AM
Three men - a Canadian farmer,


Osama bin Laden and a Biker are all walking together one day.They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious.

Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Biker sits down on his Harley,

cracks a beer,

lights a cigar,

smiles and says,



'Fill it with water.'

4skin
06-17-2010, 10:24 AM
ha ha lol not bad

mus-Tard
06-18-2010, 01:30 AM
heard it.


reminds me of this one too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24KTx6W7JvQ&feature=related
(mild racist)

stockwheels
06-18-2010, 07:16 AM
that ones been arouns the block a few times

85chevy
06-18-2010, 11:18 AM
Never heard it but sounds like a good idea to me

Cookie
06-20-2010, 02:36 PM
heard it but instead it was bout quebec, think this one works better

LooseNuts
06-20-2010, 03:14 PM
heard it.


reminds me of this one too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24KTx6W7JvQ&feature=related
(mild racist)

haha is that ron jeremy in that clip?

tryn2wheel
06-20-2010, 04:44 PM
thats fukn hilarious

mus-Tard
06-20-2010, 09:05 PM
yup...

mus-Tard
06-20-2010, 09:08 PM
boondock saints. some funny parts in that movie

North49
06-28-2010, 11:12 PM
bahaha love it

Handikapped
07-09-2010, 10:46 AM
haha good one

FU Toolbag
07-09-2010, 11:07 AM
boondock saints. some funny parts in that movie

some???

That movie is fawsome.