View Full Version : Iceland jokes

04-30-2010, 08:16 AM
- "It's too early to tell jokes about Iceland and the volcano - we should
wait until the dust settles."

- "Forget Al-Qaeda. You annoy Iceland, we shut down all your airports."

- "When Iceland's economy died, it's last wish was to have its ashes
spread all over Europe."

- "Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has
insurance scam written all over it!"

- "Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup." "I know, it's a no-fly zone."

- "What's the capital of Iceland? - about 25c"

04-30-2010, 07:53 PM
Some of that just doesn't make any sense. It's probably just me. I'm slow eh?