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Honky
03-19-2010, 09:37 AM
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only be in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

:D

xj-jamie
03-19-2010, 09:54 AM
Haha nice

barracuda
03-19-2010, 10:40 AM
Whats green a mile long and has an IQ of 26???

a St Paddys day parade :party0010: :party0010: :party0010:

digger
03-19-2010, 01:03 PM
what do you say to someone with an iq of 12?

































nice weld

Jezzika69
04-09-2010, 12:35 AM
I actually lol'ed

Trooper
04-12-2010, 08:30 PM
what do you say to someone with an iq of 12?

































nice weld


Haha thats the best thing Ive seen in a long as time. [cheers]