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The Mud Queen of Postil Pits 

Friday, PM

Magna Girl had been lusting for this weekend for a long time. The thought of the mud on this Friday night was almost unbearable. The longing drove her insane into the wee hours of the night, tempting her to make a few turns around the yard. It has been dug up for weeks, now the work done and all that dirt out there was calling to her. Killerbugsbunny in all his wisdom warned her of the dangers of spinning wheels in the septic field, still fresh from the turning up. I mean-who could tell what she would stir up-Yeewwww! No-better to wait until the next day at the Postil pits.

Saturday The Okanagan sun has done a lot of damage up here, dried up most of the pit. Will Magna Girl be able to fulfill this wanting of the cool slimy mud? Won’t someone help her in this insatiable need? YES- finally someone gets stuck, and she’s off to the rescue. Our little mud queen takes delight in the first tryst of the day. Without regard for shoes, she enters without delay. AHHH-this is what she longed for. The rescue is made.

Now, with normal folks, this would have been sufficient, but to our mud queen this only tantalized her more. MORE, MORE MUD AND MORE MUD!!! Well, being the ever mischievous person our MG is, she throws down the gauntlet (or mud in this case) to the ever fun-guy Tuner Inside. Tuner being the fun guy he is, just laughs and gives Magna Girl a special mudpack facial.

After a quick refreshing wash-up, the urge returns and our little mud queen waits for her next chance.        She has not long to wait. While 85 GMC is stuck out in the circle, she jumps in with Crazy J and Tuner and off to rescue.

Tormenting her victim with mud throws, she finally finds a worthy opponent.

To her delight, 85 GMC retaliates and the sticky, stinky, slimy mud covers her body and teeth. She is truly our “mud queen”, and we love her for it.