Bite me Chev boy!

Q:What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy?
A:You can tune a '57 Chevy

Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.

Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Q: Why are there footpaths beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

This is your brain "FORD", this is your brain on drugs "CHEVY"

Friends don't let friends drive CHEVY's

You can Ford a stream, you can Dodge a stream, but a Chevy will sit and rust in a stream..

SPEED KILLS DRIVE A CHEVY LIVE FOR EVER

I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy!

There was a mouse and an elephant walk through the woods when the elephant fell into a whole and yeld help! so the mouse ran back and got his chevy 4x4 went back and pull him out of the whole then they both where walking through the woods and the mouse fell into the whole and yelled HELP! HELP! and the elephant stuck his dick out and the mouse ran out of the whole.

The moral of the story is if you have a big dick you dont need a chevy truck.

WHAT'S WORSE THAN DRINKING FROM THE TOLIET? Driving a Chevy

A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Chevy truck too"!

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CHEVY AND A SHOPPING CART? A shopping cart sure is a lot easier to push

Did you hear Chevy is coming out the a new option?? Tailgate Warmers. They're there so when your pushing your Chevy Home your hands won't get cold!!!

Acronyms of CHEVY

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

CHEVROLET- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

CHEVY- Crusty Heap Emmitting Volitile Yuckies

CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHEVROLET- Condition Hopeless, Every Vehicle Runs On Least Efficient Technology